The Daily Bunch

It’s only Wednesday, but I’m calling it — Tim Heidecker’s exhaustive list of Shandling movie poster puns wins the internet for the week.

Ron Swanson: Real-life master craftsman, really married to Megan Mulally

"Our beds are empty two-thirds of the time. Our living rooms are empty seven-eighths of the time. Our office buildings are empty one-half of the time. It’s time we gave this some thought."

R. Buckminster Fuller

In case you were wondering, this shot from a New Orleans bar after Harper’s interception on Sunday is what euphoria looks and sounds like.

(Thanks to Freer for the link.)

Oh, what could have been. But then a third of American heads would have exploded before seeing the Saints secure a victory.

San Francisco Embarcadero Center
Photo by Ame Otoko

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The Nike Zoom Kobe V USC Team PE. Yes, please.

"The full ramifications of the crunch haven’t hit us yet. Remember those two geezers recently who drove a car up a frozen canal? They were doing 30mph to 40mph and anyone on the towpath could see how it was going to end — they went into the ice — but they were just going faster and faster, and loving it. That’s how the bankers were."

Billy Bragg, describing the financial situation in the UK, where the 84% taxpayer-owned Royal Bank of Scotland recently announced plans to hand out £1.5 billion in bonuses. Bragg, who latest song is titled ‘Last Flight to Abu Dhabi,’ led a campaign this week to try limit bonuses for RBS employees.

Heinz gets clever with their new ketchup packet design.

This is just a friendly reminder: no matter how bad things may look, there’s always hope. Brought to you by young George Clooney and what I can only hope is some sort of wig or dead animal.

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